Most Unnecessary Inventions that Ironically Helped Nobody

Whether it’s Da Vinci’s Helicopter, Teslas’ Alternating current, or Wright brother’s aerial vehicle, we got lucky with genius thinkers struggling their way out to make our lives better. But sometimes, we meet a few out-of-the-world thinkers whose genius and Most Unnecessary inventions did not just astound the public but their own wits, making us wonder about its actual use. 

These unnecessary inventions that are hilariously useless seem to have taken a comfortable cushion in the modern world. Where someone comes along and makes a phone that is not operational or bags that can’t store anything. But some inventions extend this genre to a point where the inventions become hilariously useless. This list is dedicated to only such inventions that will test your wits and patience. Plus, let us know if you can find any use for them if you ever consider purchasing one. 

A walking sleeping bag – Most Unnecessary Inventions

Ever got comfortable on your couch and asked yourself ‘what if I take this everywhere, even to work?’ Or secretly prayed that the mattress had holes so you could take them anywhere you want? No? Well, maybe that’s why we lack true geniuses today. But anyway, the genius inventor made resting or even sleeping at work possible with a walking sleeping bag. This sleep-as-you-go bag can take the idea of daydreaming to a whole new level. This brilliant invention aims to keep you cozy as you walk on the street or eat out with your loved one(if there are holes to take your arms out). Make Monday morning less stressful(or rather not) with this one-of-a-kind invention. 

Butterstick – Most Unnecessary Inventions

Mom, can I have some butter? Yes son, take the stick out of the refrigerator, and don’t forget to refill it! Imagine, if that was possible. A portable, compact butter that renders limited wastage and is beautiful to look at(not really though). No knife getting stuck in that brick from now on, after all, the butter stick with a twist handle will make the process of eating butter a whole lot more fun. Just don’t mistake it for glue and stick it to your projects. Although not a very bad idea, probably don’t do it if you wish to score good grades. After all, knives are so 20th century!

Airsticks – Most Unnecessary Inventions

Who doesn’t like the idea of carrying AirPods and chopsticks together at the same time? I know I don’t or do I? This portable stick will make sure you never lose your AirPods again. Additionally, you can also save some money on insurance as these sticks will make them too hideous to steal. See, you are already getting good returns(not so unnecessary after all). Air Sticks are made intricately with unfinished edges and a disaster center of gravity structure. But who cares about all this when you can eat your favorite dim sum or sushi on the go with ease? And they are cheaper to replace! 

NoPhone Air 

Behold the miracle in the world of technology. The lightest thing on this planet that would curb your children’s phone addiction while making them feel closer to actual air. Presenting, NoPhone Air! In this world of mindless scrolling and killing AI bots, NoPhone Air gives a chance to fill the phone with your imagination in the blank canvas. The simple ergonomic plastic design is chic and destined to make you uncomfortable. Just stare at the phone if you are riddled with social media and can’t make time for yourself. The NoPhone Air will surely make you question your decision-making(quite literally).

Pedal Power 

What’s more useless than a Segway you might ask? The answer will always come out to be Pedal Power. An invention so bad it could make NoPhone Air look like a genius invention. The back-breaking cycle experience is made for adventure lovers out there. Why sit and pedal when you can scoot and travel? The superman inspired bicycle comes harshly attached with a strap that will give you an eerie sensation of blood vessels growing thin as you travel. Nothing short of an adventure ride, try Pedal Power at your own risk. 

Shoe Umbrellas 

Who applies a waterproof spray or preventatives like oil, wax, and polishes when you can simply carry a shoe umbrella with you, duh!!? Soggy socks are the worst, but the only thing equally as bad is dirty shoes. The shoe umbrellas are attachable to your ankles and honestly, make for a pretty good rain pal! You can even choose from different colors if you want and make a style statement while championing the rain. Who knows if indeed Vogue spots you? Just don’t ask what happens if you come across a puddle of water. Probably best to just jump over and continue rocking the streets! 

Fish training kit 

Dear God, I couldn’t be a Ronaldo but what about my fish? Congratulations, it seems like today is your good day! The fish training kit will make your fish Oceanic Olympics ready(if there is one) ready in no time. Make your fish the envy of the hour with this rigorous playtime routine. Don’t know how to train? Why not learn from the best as the Fish training kit comes with detailed DVD instruction from a world-famous fish trainer. Make your fish stealthier, faster, and deadlier against the big predators of the ocean with this fishing kit. And don’t stress, your fish will be championship-ready in no time. 

Motorized ice-cream cone 

Well, this is something related to motors and ice cream cones! The motor with its enough kinetic energy provides a torque to rotate your ice cream in a 360-degree motion for some reason. Anyway, if you are too lazy to twist the ice cream the other way around, then go for this, I guess!? Don’t forget to take the napkin as the motor creates heat when they are rubbed against a surface that will melt it faster. We just hope they have insulated markings on the inside. Happy eating!!

So, did you enjoy reading about the unnecessary inventions that are hilariously useless? Just make sure you are using them at your own risk in a safe and mentally healthy environment!